2007–2026

Writing

Two decades of notes, mostly about Magento, Rails and the web of the day. Kept because some of it is still useful, and the rest is honest.

142 posts

2026

  • Why another soccer game?

    The football games I used to play with friends have quietly turned into a different genre. LOWBLOCK is my attempt to build the one that went missing.

  • The thing everyone is looking at

    Group chat gives everyone a different scroll position and no shared referent. Covert Mission puts one thing in the middle instead — and the threads turned out to write themselves.

2022

  • Ignore the Chaos. Britain's System Is Working.tremr

    In times of crisis, Britain's arcane constitution seems absurd-often because it is absurd. Questions emerge to which no one ever seems entirely sure of the answer. What if, for example, Boris Johnson had not resigned last week but instead sought to cling to power by asking the Queen to dissolve Parliament to hold new elections?

  • What Wordle is actually leaning on

    My daily dungeon game failed because the paper got too busy. Underneath that was something I hadn't seen: the simplicity of Wordle, crosswords and sudoku is borrowed, and a dungeon has nothing to borrow it from.

2021

  • When hyperlinks go badtremr

    This troubles me. It feels like the tip of an iceberg that somebody needs to start thinking seriously about.

2020

  • A dungeon a day

    In 2020 I tried to build the RPG version of Wordle — a solo dungeon crawl on one printable page, published daily, with no dice and nothing to set up.

  • How a great power falls aparttremr

    To know how great powers end, one could do worse than study the last one that actually did.

  • The Prescient Power of Anime?tremr

    Katsuhiro Otomo's Akira, one of the most groundbreaking and influential animated films of all time, opens with an iconic motorcycle chase through the neon streets of Neo-Tokyo, a beautiful cyberpunk Metropolis built on the ruins of old Tokyo.

  • Code Generation with OpenAItremr

    Ever since its release last month, OpenAI's GPT-3 has been in the news for a variety of reasons. From being the largest language model ever trained to outranking state of the art models on tasks such as translation and question-answering, GPT-3 has set new benchmarks for natural language processing.

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  • Installing Derby JS on Ubuntu

    Derby is one of a new breed of JavaScript frameworks that take advantage of the interesting NodeJS to create a web app framework that runs your code both on the client and the…

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  • Web standards and why I really don’t care

    Originally published: 2nd March 2009 but before the content gets lost I thought I would republish it here! I really think this view is even more valid now we have HTML5 and CSS3…

2008

2007

  • 5 steps to get you started with rails migrations

    Rails migrations are brilliant. I say this because until now I had heard of them, seen articles about them and like poor misguided VB programmers I had completely ignored them.…

  • XBOX Customer Service?

    Well the courier has finally taken my red-rings-of-death XBOX 360 away. The machine itself broke just before Christmas – that’s Christmas 2006! After more than 10 phone calls to…

  • MYSTERY BOX – ebaying for charity!

    I’ve entered a charity event somebody at work is running and in a bid to get the highest priced ebay item I’m shamelessly linking to my site everywhere I can.

  • Always get lost playing GRAW?

    FPS games are brilliant but I always seem to end up playing on a map I hardly ever use and consequently end up spending the first half of the game wandering around lost. I thought…

  • Guernplan – A VGA Planets Game

    VGA Planets is a brilliant multiplayer turn based strategy game